she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm getting married
To pizza
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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