Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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