i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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