I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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