So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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