So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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