You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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