we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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