Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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