Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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