grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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