Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
