im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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