We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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