Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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