All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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