dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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