if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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