How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Semen is not good for contacts.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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