She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize