i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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