i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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