i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just puked most of my soul out..
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