They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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