While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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