I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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