Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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