nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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