shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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