first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
