How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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