you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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