I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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