ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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