two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just want nice things and good sex
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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