Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Boobs are out for the taking
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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