margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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