if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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