Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just pee around me
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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