She is in my trunk
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just sent this text using only my big toe
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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