i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I want you more than these girls want KFC
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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