Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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