I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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