belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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