Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
