I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
