it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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