I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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