I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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