I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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