It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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