32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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