he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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