no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Randomize
