Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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