So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
My life is pants optional.
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