chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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